"How to confuse the fuck out of your new roommates or people in general and make your friends walk right by you in the streets"
Brought to you by yours truly.
when they say the name of the movie in the movie
This is Geoff and his eight greatest mistakes.
mom would you PLEASE JUST INSTALL CHROME
I have seen hell
Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus,
omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio infernalis adversarii,
omnis congregatio et secta diabolica.
Ergo, draco maledicte.
Ecclesiam tuam securi tibi facias libertate servire,
te rogamus, audi nos.
Did you just exorcise Internet explorer
and then they have sex on the gold
and then we give birth to our son Flynn Rider on the gold
and then he meets a girl whose hair is made of gold
and she’s the lost princess, so she has a crown which is also made of gold
and then he steals the crown made of gold to go live on an island surrounded by enormous piles of gold
… and THEN we go back to Spain.
just in case you somehow forgot how horrible the pro life movement is
if people have the right to the hospital then i have the right to critically wound them
If people have the right to education then I have the right to give them brain damage
If people have the right to speak freely then I have the right to silence them permanently.